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Allow us to make this effortless.
I, Mr. Badger, am a firm believer that one should never have to wave frantically for attention when one could simply command it.
With our rather splendid app, you may order food and drink directly to your table without so much as lifting your voice. With a discreet scan of the QR code on your table, a swift download, and just a few strokes of your finger, I’ll deliver you something delicious.
Efficient. Quick. Exactly how I like it.
How it works:
1. Download the Fat Badger App
2. Select your venue
3. Browse, order, and pay without leaving your seat
4. Sit back while we bring everything to you… like magic, but with better wine
Rewards, you say? Oh, I insist.
• 100 points on the house (worth £5)* just for signing up
• Reach 200 points and unlock your first £10 reward
• Enjoy exclusive perks, offers, and other little indulgences I’ve set aside for those who know how to behave… or at least spend well
The more you visit, the more I spoil you. It’s a mutually beneficial affair.
Why bother getting up?
Queueing at the bar is terribly pedestrian. With the app, everything comes directly to you—promptly, elegantly, and without the need for awkward eye contact or raised elbows.
Frankly, once you’ve tried it, you’ll wonder how you ever managed without me.
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Do remember… loyalty has its rewards.
Jolly Good!
Please note that cash payments cannot be processed via the app or online ordering. For cash payments, kindly speak to your server.